Poorly Awesome

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The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort for you, so you end up spending your life at home, never going anywhere.

(Source: toxiccunts)

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

(Source: scvlptures)

fireball-mudflap:

when people ask me about my future

(Source: angryblackman)

Statistically, 1 in 20 of us live nextdoor to a paedophile. Not me though, I live next door to a stunning pair of seven year olds.

laugh-addict:

What I actually say: I find serial killers interesting.
What other people hear: I am a serial killer.

wimpynoodle:

I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT

Mikey and Spinelli from Recess grew up to be Janice and Damien from Mean Girls

thatfunnyblog:

pom-bear:

Funny Stuff you like?

(Source: cokainecupcakes)

lolsofunny:

dingoinnuendo:

antareklause:

dingoinnuendo:

i bought 46 doughnuts at the store today

If each pack has 12 doughnuts, wouldn’t it be 48 doughnuts??

i have 3 packs of 12 and 1 pack of 10 because they were all out of 12’s i know how to count my doughnuts son

(lol here!)

foodtrucker:

I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

zeldabuddy:

travelingmadness:

proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending

proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending