extremely-lazy:

nayx:

my landing zone

thor’s mighty hammer, finally sent down to earth.

i…im not the only one who thinks this looks like a set of cock’n’balls, right?

(Source: theclearlydope)

thefaultinourserenity:

bobbyhoying:

giantspacefetus:

My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject

Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this

red vs blue

gloomyteens:

volanus:

Talking to straight boys part 2

u done yet
gloomyteens:

volanus:

Talking to straight boys part 2

u done yet
gloomyteens:

volanus:

Talking to straight boys part 2

u done yet
gloomyteens:

volanus:

Talking to straight boys part 2

u done yet

gloomyteens:

volanus:

Talking to straight boys part 2

u done yet

howtobeafuckinglady:

Halloween concepts 

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

(Source: chloecastellano)

princewenyuan:

when you like new thing

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when you find friends who like new thing 

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biihanka:

thedoctorsherlockedmyheart:

edwardian-time-machine:

Tom Hiddleston and Jessica Chastain on the set of their new film, Crimson Peak

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This looks like Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter on the set of another Tim Burton movie

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lightspeedsound:

obsidian-order:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:


“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

once when i was little i gave my mum a bowl full of buttons and she got really into pretending it was real food. when she asked me ‘is it soup?’, i turned around, and with the most disapproving glare just went ‘no. it’s buttons’.

rabbit soup is not silly rabbit soup is fucking gourmet and delicious and if my child is going to play at being a chef they best play at being the best goddamn chef in the world because fantasies are just goals and goddamn kid let’s talk about flavor palettes now. 

lightspeedsound:

obsidian-order:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:

  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

once when i was little i gave my mum a bowl full of buttons and she got really into pretending it was real food. when she asked me ‘is it soup?’, i turned around, and with the most disapproving glare just went ‘no. it’s buttons’.

rabbit soup is not silly rabbit soup is fucking gourmet and delicious and if my child is going to play at being a chef they best play at being the best goddamn chef in the world because fantasies are just goals and goddamn kid let’s talk about flavor palettes now. 

gerardwoah:

'It's all in your head'

yes
which is why it’s called mental illness you incompetent piece of shit

(Source: baptistes)

weavemunchers:

so i asked my friend to photoshop a picture of waluigi over my boob so i could send it to the dumb boys that ask/have already asked me for nudes and the reactions are amazing

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i think iv found my new favorite thing to do 

mexicanist:

Worlds largest dodgeball game

fuckyeah-nerdery:

thescienceofjohnlock:

sherlocksaysjawn:

kriskenshin:

imalloutofmilk:

Definition of College life.

I thought that was Spock

Even Spock can’t handle this illogical shit

I saw Spock too

Kirk: “Is he dead, Bones?”
McCoy: “No, but with all that student debt he’ll owe, he may as well be.”

fuckyeah-nerdery:

thescienceofjohnlock:

sherlocksaysjawn:

kriskenshin:

imalloutofmilk:

Definition of College life.

I thought that was Spock

Even Spock can’t handle this illogical shit

I saw Spock too

Kirk: “Is he dead, Bones?”

McCoy: “No, but with all that student debt he’ll owe, he may as well be.”